Stephanie. 20. aspiring funny person

cakejam:

adobe-outdesign:

sociallychallengednerd:

what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred. 

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wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014

(via itscalledfashionlookitup)

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

yungmethuselah:

yungmethuselah:

How come Beyoncé wears crystal-studded leotards, 6” heels and fishnets, but she dresses Blue Ivy, her baby, in regular baby clothes? It really makes you think.

How come Beyoncé chooses to drink alcohol but doesn’t have Blue Ivy drink it? Why is Blue Ivy always being carried around? Why is she so short?

(via teenytigress)

inbox:

there is no reason for “sean” to be pronounced “shawn”

(via teenytigress)

(Source: joeydeangelis, via setherlymeyers)

modelsoffthecatwalk:

Jasmine Daniels

one-handsome-devil:

stormcloaca:

thoughtlessclown:

I just want a serial killer to love me is that too much to ask

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Have enough courage to trust love one more time. And always one more time.
Maya Angelou (via larmoyante)

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oomshi:

suckonmybubble:

oomshi:

I fuck her with my crocs on

The disrespect….

The honor

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