Stephanie. 20. aspiring funny person

kittykait04:

gorogoroiu:

honkschraders:

metal-thimble:

geekscoutcookies:

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

tidiness:

after reblogging this i opened up a card my great aunt gave me it has money in it

It could be a complete coincidence but I reblogged this yesterday and toda I fouund $40 at the fruit maket

Eh,why not

#this is dumb#but i’m desperate

when you got nothing you got nothing to lose

I got a job after reblogging this !

Just got a job

seifukucat:

[walks into pet store puppy area wearing a huge coat]

[shuffles quickly out of pet store in a much tighter fitting coat]

(via jimmyfallons)

You should really pay attention. You might learn something.

(Source: philcoulson, via feypoehlerlover)

(Source: realitytvgifs, via setherlymeyers)

sorayachemaly:

This should be posted in school hallways.
How odd, I can have all this inside me
and to you it’s just words.
David Foster Wallace , The Pale King (via theriverjordyn)

(Source: wordsnquotes, via thescreenflickers)

m-ooonn:

she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully

whiskey-weather:

Maybe John Oliver is starting to realize just how bad our leaders are, and not just along party lines.

By the way. the vast majority of congress couldn’t be bothered to show up for this child’s testimony.

(Source: sandandglass, via flabofsteel)

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

furything:

can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples

(via fitties97)

vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 
ifinddelightinthegruesomeandgrim:

Steal His Look: Bob Belcher
Versace apron - $635
Fendi mustache - $98
Louis Vuitton shirt - $7,245
Giorgio Armani suede shoes - $369
Calphalon spatula - $179