Stephanie. 20. aspiring funny person

oomshi:

suckonmybubble:

oomshi:

I fuck her with my crocs on

The disrespect….

The honor

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slayboybunny:

ya hes cute…….but is he conscientious of the social inequalities and corruption in hierarchies of power that plague this world

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ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

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generalbooty:

u ever get in a shower that has the water pressure of someone softly crying on u

(via hashtagfitnessbitch)

vanillish:

writing deep things on your cigarettes like “die young” or “why did they change aunt vivian halfway through fresh prince of bel air like did they think no one would notice”

(via hashtagfitnessbitch)

twlboaj:

on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents

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thatfunnyblog:

Kanye Marries Kanye

slayboybunny:

alright now i used to hate pitbull because it seemed like the right thing to do but you know what i never hear him doing fucked up shit. as far as i know he is really just out there living life ,enjoying himself, visiting walmarts, and spreading the cubano party into the hearts of everyone around the world, he is mr. world wide and hes having a blast and i respect and love that pitbull. pitbull if youre reading this thank you and im sorry   

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thefrogman:

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certains:

stop unfollowing me i have been nothing but gorgeous and hilarious to u all

(via itscalledfashionlookitup)

teenkouhi:


THATS NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA